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The Shovel
2026-07-14
Trump enlists FIFA boss to 'Control Z' Iran war, 'Red Cards' for the enemy.
In a diplomatic masterstroke, Donald Trump has apparently asked FIFA's Gianni Infantino to overturn the Iran war, because if he can change a referee's call, why not geopolitical conflict? Trump envisions 'Red Cards for Iran!!!' – a strategy as sound as a FIFA World Cup in a desert.