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The Shovel
2026-07-14
Fuel Giants Master The Art Of Trump-Sized Profit Hikes, Turn 20% Toll Into 300% Gain.
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Australian oil execs have discovered that when The Great Leader imposes a 20% toll, it's actually a golden opportunity to jack up prices by 300%. Apparently, 'simple math' for Big Oil involves dividing shareholder greed by whatever nonsensical tax Trump invents.