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humor De Speld 2026-07-13

Tour de France Shortens Rest Day by 3 Hours Due to Excessive Heat

Because it's apparently too hot to relax, the Tour de France has lopped three hours off its rest day. Cyclists now get a more efficient, 21-hour siesta before pedaling through 40-degree Celsius heat. Because who needs proper rest when you can just choose which three hours to skip?

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