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humor Duffel Blog 2026-07-13

General Quits Army, Says 'You Can't Fire Me!' While Rolling a Joint

In a move that surprised absolutely no one who understands the concept of retirement, General Donahue declared he quit the Army, just hours after being reportedly fired. He then apparently celebrated his newfound freedom by communing with 'freedom' and what witnesses described as a very important joint.

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