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humor Cloud Gadget 2026-07-13

Nugget Ice Maker: Because Your Drinks Deserve Wi-Fi

Behold, the GE Profile Opal 2.0 nugget ice maker, a $449 marvel that ensures your margaritas are perfectly chilled via Wi-Fi. Who needs to remember ice when your smart home can schedule its production? The expats in Todos Santos are already debating its artisanal authenticity over their third poolside paloma.

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