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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-13

Britons Declare Sun Officially Overcooked, Demand Perpetual Gloom

Having braved a few weeks of actual sunshine, the good people of Britain have collectively decided they've had enough and are now lobbying for NASA to permanently ditch the sun. Apparently, the horror of sweating and Asda running out of ice lollies outweighs the minor inconvenience of global extinction.

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