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Iran Tensions Spike Oil, Expats Shrug, Waves Are Pumping

Reports of escalating tensions in the Middle East and surging oil prices sent global markets reeling. Here in Baja, residents are more concerned about the next set of waves rolling into Cerritos. As long as the generators run and the Cerveza Pacífico remains cheap, global geopolitics remain firmly on the 'don't care' list.

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