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The Hard Times
2026-07-13
Man's Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle Leaves Corpse Looking Worse Than Elephant Man
After a brief, yet vigorous, battle with living fast, local man Scott Bumstead has shuffled off this mortal coil, leaving behind a corpse so unsightly it makes the Elephant Man look like a supermodel. Apparently, huffing paint and picking bar fights really accelerates the aging process, even after death.