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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-13

Falklands War Veteran Still Miffed, Sees World Cup Match as Revenge Opportunity

In a display of unparalleled maturity, an England fan is still fuming about the Falklands War, 44 years later, and views the World Cup semi-final as a chance for catharsis. He's ready to stoke the fires of nationalistic hatred, proving that some grudges, much like Prince Andrew's legacy, are eternal.

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