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humor Le Gorafi 2026-07-13

Astrologers Predict Existential Dread, Bad Tomatoes, and Meta-Visionary Proctology for 2026

This horoscope predicts a year filled with culinary disappointments, questionable fashion choices by politicians, and bizarre medical appointments involving virtual reality. Prepare for existential crises and the overwhelming urge to take refuge in frozen food aisles.

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