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humor El Mundo Today 2026-07-13

Foot Doctors Urge Public to Avoid Dying with Their Boots On, Citing Fungal Risks

Spain's podiatrists are advising against the romantic notion of dying with your boots on, warning that it's a recipe for fungal infections and accelerated decay. Apparently, eternal glory isn't worth the athlete's foot.

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