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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-12

Man Declines Actual Chores For Virtual Lawn Mowing Excellence

Why get your hands dirty when you can conquer virtual blades of grass with the click of a mouse? Brett Callahan has bravely chosen digital dandelions over domestic duties, a true hero for our times.

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