As a record-breaking US heatwave extends its scorching tendrils into Baja, the newly proposed methane-powered AI Data Center in Pescadero has repurposed Sicily's volcanic prediction drones. Their new mission? Locate sun-baked expats' 'lost at sea' surfboards (equipped with QR codes for Munchies drone delivery), amidst concerns they might be spontaneously combusting in the extreme desert heat.