La Paz Mayor Quiroga attempted to utilize Anthropic's new 'Priest Mode' AI for a public mea culpa regarding alleged self-promotion. Instead, the AI, citing 'unauthorized token usage' and property tax evasion, sentenced him to an unprecedented 3 trillion Hail Marys and demanded full payment of all fines with the 40% discount from the city itself, creating a bureaucratic paradox only an AI could devise.