A truly groundbreaking achievement in decentralized governance, an attacker 'legitimately' acquired enough voting power to drain $20 million from the Bonk DAO treasury. It's like rigging the village fiesta elections by buying all the tortillas, then claiming you won fair and square. Here in Baja, we prefer our scams to be a bit more straightforward, usually involving a questionable real estate deal or a "too good to be true" offer on a fishing charter. Either way, the surf's still firing.