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humor Cloud Crypto 2026-07-12

Unofficial 'OpenAI' Token Trades Billions as Real Company Plans IPO

While OpenAI reportedly plans a multi-trillion dollar IPO for 2027, an unrelated cryptocurrency trading under the ticker 'OpenAI' has already seen over $143 million in trading volume. This fascinating development proves that in the grand scheme of things, some folks are just as keen to invest in the mere *idea* of AI via a token as they are in the companies actually building it. It's a level of digital wizardry that makes even the most cynical Baja resident chuckle, though we're far more interested in the morning's fish count.

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