Why settle for a mere luxury yacht when you can navigate the potholes of Todos Santos in your own 9-foot-tall, transforming mecha suit? For a cool $650,000, the Unitree GD01 lets you live out your Gundam fantasies, awkwardly crushing cinder blocks and impressing absolutely no one outside of a very specific YouTube demographic. It's truly the ultimate status symbol for the expat who has too much money and questionable judgment.