Behold the Skarp laser razor, a triumph of ambition over basic physics, or perhaps just a fancy red light on a stick. After raising millions, this 'irritation-free, impossibly close shave' gadget was mercifully suspended by Kickstarter for failing to produce a working prototype. It's a poignant reminder that some dreams, like shaving with a laser, are best left in the realm of sci-fi, especially for those with actual hair.