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2026-07-12
Our AI Says: Pescadero Methane-Powered AI Center Delayed by Yoga Retreats' Aura Concerns.
Plans for a 1GW methane-powered AI data center in Pescadero are on hold after local yoga retreats protested the proposed site near the municipal dump. They claim the "negative energy emanating from processed garbage and excessive data" would disrupt their students' ability to find inner peace and downward dog.