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The Onion
2026-07-11
Erdogan Arms NATO Leaders With Matching Revolvers: 'Now We Can Really Shoot The Breeze!'
In a bold move to boost Türkiye's defense industry, President Erdogan gifted NATO leaders personalized revolvers, presumably for those tense moments debating alliance budgets. Forget 'trust falls,' this is 'trust… uh… bullet trajectory?'