Another day, another digital gold rush gone sideways. The folks over at BonkDAO apparently thought 'decentralized' meant 'easily fleeced,' as an attacker spent a paltry $4 million to gain voting control and then just, you know, voted to transfer $20 million of the treasury right into their own digital pockets. Meanwhile, down here, the biggest theft is usually someone's beach towel and the only 'governance' we care about is whether the local palapa is still serving margaritas. Good luck explaining gas fees to the pelicans.