Remember the Skarp Laser Razor, the Kickstarter sensation that promised to whisk away whiskers with a laser, raised over $4 million, then quietly disappeared because it couldn't actually, you know, *shave*? A prime example of crowdfunding genius, or perhaps just a very expensive way for early adopters to feel superior until the bubble bursts. The perfect gift for the expat who already owns every other gadget and still hates their reflection.