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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-07-11

Manifesting Money with Rocks, Because That's How the Universe Works

Tired of actual effort? This 'Crystal Grid Set for Healing' promises to ease emotional pain and rehabilitate your soul with strategically placed pebbles. The expats in Todos Santos will buy this hoping to manifest their next artisanal kombucha investment while blaming Mercury in retrograde for their terrible surfing.

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