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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-10

California Governor 'Finna' Teach Kids to Speak 'Black English,' Yo!

Governor Newsom, apparently fluent in woke-speak, announced plans to teach toddlers 'Black English.' Because what better way to prepare them for life than with slang and improper grammar?

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