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humor The Onion 2026-07-10

Secret Service Begs Trump Not To Fly Jet Pack Indoors, Fails Miserably

Despite stern warnings from the Secret Service about incinerated legs and accidental ocean dives, President Trump reportedly ignored advice and tested his Qatari-gifted jet pack. The White House is now significantly more 'flame-broiled' after his indoor joyride.

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