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humor The Onion 2026-07-10

World Cup Inspires Americans to Re-Discover Ancient Art of Kicking Things

Apparently, watching highly skilled athletes propel a ball has inspired millions of Americans to re-examine their own limbs. Suddenly, parking meters and cars are proving irresistible targets for a good old-fashioned kick.

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