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The Onion
2026-07-10
Taylor Swift's Honeymoon Abruptly Ended by Jack Antonoff's Uninvited 'Crash Pad' Occupation
Upon returning from her honeymoon, Taylor Swift discovered producer Jack Antonoff had, shall we say, *casually* moved into her penthouse, complete with her slippers and her toothpaste. One can only assume her next hit single will be about the joys of unexpected house guests who redecorate with drum kits.