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Our AI Says: Global Oil Soars, Todos Santos Gas Trucks Blare Jingle, Arrive Late.

While international markets reel from geopolitical tensions causing unprecedented oil spikes, the demented ice cream truck jingles of Todos Santos's gas delivery fleet remain utterly unfazed. Residents report mild irritation, but mostly just want to know if their backup generator will last until mañana.

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