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The Daily Mash
2026-07-10
British Man Succumbs to Terminal Barbecue Burnout: Misses Vegetables!
A brave Brit has become the first documented victim of 'barbecue fatigue,' proving that even copious amounts of grilled meat can lead to a profound yearning for leafy greens. Apparently, nurturing charcoal and wearing a novelty apron is less thrilling than one imagines.