In the never-ending telenovela that is Mexican celebrity gossip, Pedro Sola, of *Ventaneando* fame, has sparked outrage by suggesting he'd like to, shall we say, 're-educate' dogs and their owners with poisoned meat. Apparently, seeing poodles in strollers gives him a serious case of the grumpies. Here in Baja, the only thing we're poisoning is our livers with cheap tequila, and nobody's complaining.