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humor The Onion 2026-07-10

Local Man Achieves Milestone: Watches Entire Movie in One Sitting!

In a shocking display of endurance, a man managed to watch an entire movie without interruption, a feat unheard of in these days of endless scrolling. He’s now questioning his life choices, possibly because he missed out on twelve TikToks.

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