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humor The Onion 2026-07-10

FIFA Admits Soccer Player Ritual Involves Mysterious, Unexplained Children.

FIFA is utterly baffled as to why soccer players walk out with small children, admitting they have zero clue who these kids are or where they come from. These vanishing children seem to be a tradition now, and frankly, it's all a bit creepy.

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