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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-10

Patriots Banned From Painting 60ft England Flag With Actual Human Blood, Spark Outrage.

Apparently, some snowflakes are offended by a 60-foot England flag painted with human blood. Who knew that decorating your local A&E entrance with bodily fluids to 'cheer up patients' could be controversial?

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