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The Daily Mash
2026-07-10
Northerners' baffling heatwave advice: Wear coats, eat pies, ignore heatstroke!
Brits from the north offer their 'genius' heatwave survival tips: keep your coat on because it might get chilly (duh), eat a 'pie and chips salad' for health, and dismiss heatstroke as 'catching the sun a bit.' Apparently, the key to beating the heat is pure, unadulterated stubbornness.