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humor The Hard Times 2026-07-10

Experimental Duo's Gear Stolen; Borrows Opener's Guitar, Adds Bass and Extra Frets

After their van was pilfered, Angine de Poitrine sought a specialized double-necked microtonal guitar/bass. When the opener couldn't help, they improvised by duct-taping a bass to a guitar and sawing in extra frets, baffling their hosts with their artistic vision and swinging 'dick noses'.

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