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humor The Hard Times 2026-07-10

Band Rejects Originality, Opts for Copyrighted Name 'Misfits' for Maximum Subversion

In a stroke of genius only a band can conceive, these rebels have chosen to name themselves 'The Misfits' despite the name being quite taken. They figure their garage punk surfer rock vibe is different enough, especially since they only have *one* song about vampires. If Danzig shows up, they'll just let the bassist handle it.

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