A blockchain designed for the serious business of tokenized real-world assets (RWAs) found its trading volume dominated by a ridiculous meme coin named CASHCAT, inspired by Robinhood's retired mascot. Apparently, institutional finance isn't as captivating as a digital feline. Down here in Baja, we're just trying to keep the palapa roof on during the next hurricane, not worrying about which digital cat is eating whose lunch on some absurd chain.