Thought-to-Text: Because Talking is Too Mainstream
Why type when you can merely *think* your emails, courtesy of the Sabi brain-reading beanie? This revolutionary cap translates your thoughts to text, perfect for the Pescadero digital nomad whose hands are too busy clutching their cold-brew coffee to engage with a keyboard. Just try not to think about how much you paid for it, or it might accidentally tweet your credit card details.