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humor The Onion 2026-07-09

Government Funding Returns to Planned Parenthood, Because Priorities Shifted (Again).

Planned Parenthood is back on the federal teat, thanks to a bill expiring and Republicans apparently getting distracted by shiny objects. Some people are thrilled, others are just worried about their condoms. Honestly, who knew healthcare could be so dramatic?

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