Robinhood's shiny new blockchain, supposedly built for serious financial innovation, has achieved viral fame not with tokenized stocks, but with a meme coin named CASHCAT. The token, a nod to Robinhood's original internal project name, surged 1,700% after the CEO casually mentioned its existence on social media. Honestly, the commitment people show to digital cats is almost as baffling as the inexplicable love for kale smoothies among the gringos up north.