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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-07-09
Toad's AI Discovery: US Debt Hits Trillion, Expats Still Can't Find Decent Baguette.
As global markets reel from the US hitting $1 trillion in interest payments, Todos Santos residents remain characteristically unfazed. The true crisis, according to several Pescadero surf instructors, is the persistent inability to source a truly authentic, artisanal baguette for their pre-dawn surf sessions.