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Our AI Says: Cerritos OXXO Installs Drive-Thru for Robot Surfing Championship Pit Crews.

In a groundbreaking move for automated convenience, the Cerritos OXXO has unveiled new drive-thru lanes. These are specifically designed to cater to the high-octane demands of robot surfing championship pit crews, ensuring lightning-fast churro and questionable hot dog replenishment for peak AI performance.

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