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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-09

Local Nazi Regrets Graham Platner Tattoo After Candidate Suspends Campaign

In a stunning display of misplaced loyalty, a local Nazi is now regretting his Graham Platner tattoo after the Democratic nominee inexplicably decided to suspend his Senate campaign. Apparently, some ink choices are more permanent than political careers.

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