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humor El Mundo Today 2026-07-09

Spanish Footballers Swap Defense for Defense: Five Defenders Now Needed!

The Spanish national team is boosting its defense by a whopping 5%, which apparently translates to playing with five defenders instead of four. Because nothing says 'impenetrable' like doubling down on the backline.

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