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humor The Onion 2026-07-09

Disney's Live-Action 'Moana': Nostalgia, Wigs, and Existential Dread

Disney's live-action Moana promises a decade-later revisit for nostalgic 12-year-olds, featuring Dwayne Johnson's 'grueling' five-second wig application. The real villain? The looming threat of another live-action remake, obviously.

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