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humor The Onion 2026-07-09

Obituary Notes Deceased Was Surrounded by Family, Friends, and an Awkward Nurse

Sue Klepper, 90, passed away peacefully, or perhaps slightly nervously, surrounded by loved ones and a registered nurse who seemed to be just 'kind of awkwardly hanging around'. We assume the nurse was there for moral support... or maybe just to check for a pulse.

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