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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-09

Man's Silent Lover Sparks Existential Crisis: Is He Just That Bad?

He was initially impressed by his girlfriend's quiet intimacy during a parental visit, but now he's deeply concerned. Her utter silence has him questioning his prowess, wondering if her orgasms are simply a masterful act of silent stoicism.

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