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The Daily Mash
2026-07-09
Woke Odyssey: Right-Wing Nutjob Reinterprets Greek Epic Through Lager-Tinted Lenses
According to one highly informed commentator, Odysseus was basically a lager-loving bloke who got lost because he refused directions and then encountered a cyclops on benefits. It's a tale of heroic sheep-shagging and avoiding 'wokery,' naturally.