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humor El Deforma 2026-07-08

FIFA Clarifies: Goals Can Be Disallowed for Fouls from Three Months Ago

FIFA has revolutionized football by announcing that goals can now be retroactively disallowed for offenses committed in ancient history. This new rule is sure to make games more unpredictable and significantly longer.

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