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humor The Onion 2026-07-08

Man Covers His Penis With Tattoo After Learning Its History

In a groundbreaking decision, Graham Platner has covered his most private parts with ink after discovering their rather unfortunate historical context. One can only imagine the existential dread that led to this particular artistic choice.

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